Heidi and Spencer Get Hitched

Plastic fantastic couple Heidi Montag and Spencer ‘I’m A’ Pratt have tied the knot in a low key secret ceremony in Mexico.

The rocky couple shot to fame in hit MTV series The Hills and after the famous fallout with Lauren Conrad have become notorious on the young Hollywood scene.  If you have watched any episodes of the Hills you will have seen Heidi have a complete look overhaul with extensive surgeries including a boob and nose job and completely alienating all her friends and family in the time between the first and current season. 

Heidi pretty much only has Spencer in her life now so good luck to them… I give it a year.

What’s It All About?

So the American Music Awards took place the other night and it seemed it was all about the ladies, with stonking performances from a slightly off key Christina Aguilera, a draw dropping Rihanna, Beyonce and Brit Leona Lewis.

The Glove

Performances where great, everyone looked good so can’t really complain… BUT.  Since B has been back in our faces after her marriage to Jay Z she has been wearing this weird metal robot hand on her left hand.  Can somebody please tell me what it’s about???  At the World Music Awards B had a weird lollipop style ring on her wedding finger…  Is she hiding the fact that Jay Z didn’t buy her a wedding ring????

Gordon’s a Cheater Surprise Suprise

So Gordon Ramsay has been outed by one of his alleged (many) hoes on the side.  To industry insiders the only shock here was why it had taken so long for his betrayals to become public.  Gordon is a known try-sexual so I think his wife must be pleased it was only slut to the stars Sarah Symonds to sell her story.

The happy couple facade

Sarah Symonds is a known mistress and was Jeffrey Archer’s former bit on the side, she has also written a book on how to be slutty…  Okay that’s not the real title but maybe it should have been.  Gordon choosing to get himself involved with this woman shows how arrogant he really is and has absolutle disregard for his wife.

Ah yes the wife, Tana Ramsay.  I have no doubt that Tana knew what was going on with Gordon and it really makes me think why these women insist on staying with their cheating husbands.  Do they really prefer to have their husbands money and name rather than the love and respect you would find between a non celebrity couple with considerably less money??? 

I have thrown this question around and all answers point to Tana’s success in the US.  Tana is on the brink of becoming a celebrity over in the States and needs to be on the arm on Gordon to feed her own career.  For me this represents everything wrong with the celebrity culture today, maybe these celeb wives need to take a stand and not take any more BS from their cheating men.

Tensions Erupt in the Jungle

It was a night of trivial arguments in the Jungle yesterday with the camp of celebrities turning on each other arguing over who gets to cook. 

tensions Mount in the Jungle

Our celebrity jungle guinea pigs are obviously finding it very hard to deal with boredom and a variety of personalities, namely David Van Day and Timmy Mallett.  I personally have a huge problem with Timmy, he’s a 53 year old former children’s TV presenter still going around calling himself Timmy and singing that stupid song from when I was 5 years old.  Okay, I’ll let the name thing pass, Timmy Mallett is his real name… Shocking.

Timmy riles Nicola

Tensions began to mount when Timmy, Silksy and Nicola took part in a sewage challenge to win immunity.  Silksy was out of there pretty fast but Nicola hung on til the end only to be pipped at the post by Timmy.  Throughout the whole challenge Timmy insisted on singing ‘Itsy Bitsy teeny Weeny’ along with bursts of his psychotic laughter.  Please you have to agree with me there is something very sinister about Timmy’s laugh.  Nicola has previously made it clear how much Timmy annoys her and it seems being this close to Timmy was the final straw which the catalyst that triggered the camp’s argument.

I think this years series is one of the best so far I just hope the viewers keep the big characters in, as they’re normally the first to go.  Nicola is still one of my favourites.