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So Ashlee Thinks We’re Setting A Bad Example

Ashlee Simpson took to her blog yesterday to defend her sister’s weight gain.

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?

I seriously doubt it.

How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

-Ash

So Ashlee wonders “how can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves”.  Yes this is coming from the mouth of nose job and soon to be a size zero again Ashlee Simpson.  It also doesn’t help that she is claiming Jessica is a US size 2, UK 6 when she clearly isn’t.  She may be petite but she is no size 2. 

before and after
before and after

When Ashlee first hit the seen in her show ‘The Ashlee Simpson Show’ we all loved her alternative style, the way she was curvy and normal looking and how she tried to separate herself from Jessica.  Then a few years into the fame she decided she needed to lose weight, go blond again and have a nose job. 

It seems to me that Ashlee is one of the biggest hypercrites out there, first there was the miming incident on SNL then her saying that she never normally mimed when in fact every performance she did in the UK comprised of her miming, then there’s the whole nose job thing.  Ashlee has clearly had a nose job yet she has never admitted it hence giving these young teenage girls she cares so much about impossible goals to achieve.
Ashlee I kind of like the music but keep your views to yourself, they’re not valid anymore.

January 29, 2009 Posted by | Health, Showbiz | , , , | Leave a comment

Ain’t Life the Pitts

Well I sure wish when I was 6 months old I was jet setting around the world.  Yesterday Brangelina and the full gang where pictured for the first time arriving at a Japanese airport.

Jolie-Pitts x8

Jolie-Pitts x8

 The Brangelina crew are in Japan to promote the release of Angelina’s film ‘Changeling’.  It’s nice to see they are keeping the family together during all their press engagements as this is a very busy time for the multi award nominees.

Knox Leon looks so cute wearing the same cap as his daddy.

January 28, 2009 Posted by | Showbiz, Sightings | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Kelly Does Have Talent

With T-Mobile launching they’re ground breaking and original commercial last week Kelly Brook has decided to do her own version of the ad. 

Fear not Kelly has not gone mad she was paid to do this.

What do you think?  Is Kelly becoming the Queen of being paid for not doing much?

Here’s the original.

January 27, 2009 Posted by | Entertainment | , , , , | Leave a comment

You Don’t Look Young..

…  You look good for your age.

I’m getting so bored of the stories about Demi Moore, Madonna and Courtney Cox and the gang looking so young.  I agree these ladies look great for their ages but in no stretch of the imagination do they look like they’re in their twenties or even early to mid thirties, they look late thirties/forties… Madonna looks fifty. 

She Looks Good... for her age

She Looks Good... for her age

Ages are so hard to pin point now anyway especially with botox being all the rage and so much plastic surgery going on but these women do look their ages.  Most of them we know how they looked like when they were in their twenties, when they had the fuller softer faces and looked young, no amount of botox can take away the life you’ve lived and these women look harder now and their faces are thinner which happens with AGE. 

People who look older, like the ones you get on ‘Extreme Makeover’ or ’10 years Younger’ don’t represent the average person anymore because we are all becoming obsessed with skincare.  We all look bloody good for our ages and at 24 I am always being asked for identification when trying to buy booze.

That’s how things are now it’s no big deal… we all look great for our age, get over it.

January 27, 2009 Posted by | Entertainment, Showbiz | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Chelsy Don’t

So Prince Harry and his party girl Chelsy Davy have split up.  Most of today’s paper don the face of a rather orange looking Chelsy and often refer to her as a beauty.  Let me draw your attention to this…

Beauty?

Beauty?

Is this really a beauty?  Even for the Royal family we would have to really really squint for her to look good.
Chelsy Davy a modern day Monet!

January 27, 2009 Posted by | Entertainment, News, Showbiz | , , , | Leave a comment

Jessica Insulating for Winter?

Well here I am on a diet trying to lose the winter weight and Jessica Simpson doesn’t seem to be that bothered.  Was she comfort eating during her sisters pregnancy or maybe she’s comfort eating because her baby sister got pregnant before she did…  That’s enough tosend any woman running for the Krispy Kremes.  Whatever the reason Jessica is balancing on that thin line between curvy and plain old fat…

Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

Jessica was pictured this last weekend looking a lot chunkier than her Daisy Duke days, she’s reminding me in this picture of the late Anna Nicole Smith.  Don’t hate me for writing this I’m battling the bulge myself I’m just saying lets draw attention to it before she ends up like this.

Jessica did?..

Jessica did?..

January 27, 2009 Posted by | Entertainment, Health, Showbiz | , , , , | Leave a comment

Diet update

Check out how I’m doing on my diet challenge, lost 8lbs this week. woohoo.

January 27, 2009 Posted by | Health | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Evil Mother Jailed

Sicko “mother” Karen Matthews has been sentenced to 8 years in Jail for her part in the abduction of her daughter 8 year old Shannon.   Karen’s accomplice in this crime Michael Donovan or Paul Drake as he was also known was also sentenced to 8 years at Leeds Crown Court.

Jailed

Jailed

Shannon Matthews went missing last February for 24 days after her mother and Donovan hatched a plan to kidnap Shannon and claim the reward money which they thought would see them rich or so they thought.  Karen Matthews had thought of this evil plan after seeing the press and rewards offered for missing Madeleine McCann.

Karen Matthews is a product of this new underclass who would prefer to steal and claim benefits rather than even contemplate the idea of doing a full days graft.  This new trend is breading evil, terror and ASBOs.

January 23, 2009 Posted by | News | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Kelly’s (NOT) Got Talent

Well it was exactly a week ago news broke that Kelly Brook was to become the 4th judge on hit ITV1 show ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ alongside Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell and Wort-face but how thing change. 

Today Kelly has been asked to leave the show, the ultimate humiliation.

Axed

Axed

 Apparently Kelly as a forth judge didn’t fit the shows format, funny that, as on all the other talent shows 4 judges has worked perfectly.

Was there in-house fighting, we all know Amanda “wort-face” Holden wasn’t pleased, also Ant and Dec were not too happy either as they found out about Kelly’s addition along with everyone else on the first day of the Manchester auditions last Tuesday…  couldn’t be good for their egos.

There is also a chance that Kelly is just not very bright and although she looks great may not have that much to give opinion wise.  Let’s not forget Kelly was sacked from Channel 4’s ‘Big Breakfast’ for being dim and not having personality.

Kelly has been publicly dumped yet again but not all is lost she has a hot boyfriend and looks pretty damn good in a bikini.  Maybe Kelly should just stick to bikini modelling… something so pretty doesn’t have to speak.

You can catch Kelly in her limited run role as guest 4th judge this spring when the Manchester auditions are aired on ITV1

January 20, 2009 Posted by | Britain's Got Talent, Entertainment, News | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

New Britain’s Got Talent Judge

Britain’s Got Talent has taken the lead from The X Factor and added a new hottie to the Judges table.  Amanda ‘wort face’ Holden may have been the golden girl in the past season’s of the Simon Cowell led hit ITV show but a new broad is in town. 

Kelly Brook has been confirmed as a new 4th judge of the hit show… lets see if she gets the seat next to the man himself.

New Judge

New Judge

In the summer Cheryl Cole was added to ‘The X Factor’ lineup and it completely changed her career, she has now become a British National treasure.  Adding Kelly to the lineup of ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ is seen to be an attempt to re-create that magic. 

What will Amanda think?..

January 13, 2009 Posted by | Britain's Got Talent, Entertainment, News, TV | , , , , , , | Leave a comment