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Classic I’m A Celeb

So I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is over for another year with Joe Swash emerging victorious.  One of my favourite I’m a Celeb moments from this year was George Tekei, classy American actor of Star trek fame singing ‘tits in a trolly’

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December 10, 2008 Posted by | I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, TV | , , , , , | Leave a comment

David Van Don’t

David Van Day has become the ninth celebrity to leave the jungle tonight.  Van Day had a game plan from the offset and was determined to either win and be crowned King of the Jungle or suck the experience for everything it’s worth including a possible book deal and single release.

Biff Baff Boff you're out
Biff Baff Boff you

David Van Day narrowly missed out on a place in tomorrow’s final which will see ‘Star Trek’ and ‘Heroes’ star Gearge Tekkei, tennis champion Martina Navratilova or former ‘Eastender’ Joe Swash crowned King or Queen of the jungle.  As it stands now Joe Swash is favourite to win the title, I will be happy for any of the three to win as they have been great to watch throughout the series. 

A highlight in this years show has been the unlikely friendships that have struck between the celebrities.  There is definitely a lot of love and admiration between George and Joe and the unlikely match of Martina and Nicola definitely took audiences by surprise, it just goes to show you should never judge a book by its cover.

December 4, 2008 Posted by | Entertainment, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, TV | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Greedy Brian Paddick

Brian Paddick has reportedly been refusing to do any press since leaving the jungle unless he is paid £10,000 for the privilege.  This is the most absurd think I’ve heard, these celebrities arefame whores who are trying to squeeze every penny out of their 15 minutes… And to think this man ran for Mayor of London.

A greedy greedy wimpish man

A greedy greedy wimpish man

You may be thinking Brian is right to ask for more money to do press, but please bare in mind that despite the credit crunch these celebrities are paid thousands of pounds to be on the show and this fee does include related press.  The celebrities also get unrelated endorsement deals/press offers (Kerry Katona – Iceland) where they can get fees into the millions.

I doubt this will happen to Briam as he has been a complete wuss the whole show and has a very unlikable trait in his character.

December 4, 2008 Posted by | Entertainment, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here | , , , , | Leave a comment

Simon’s Out

Simon Webbe left the jungle last night with the final in his sights, but said he was happy to leave and hoped Joe would win.  Simon and Joe’s friendship was a pleasure to watch and their teaming on many challenges and trials was hilarious.

Outta There

Outta There

Simon was greated by girlfriend, ex Girlband wannabe, Layla Manoochehri.  I’m sure Layla will be all over the press with Simon in the weeks to come talking about how happy they are, how the time apart was so hard and showing us their home… Probably in Ok or Hello.  I look forward to it.

David Van Day was being an absolute dick as usual and is really putting it out there that he wants a book deal ‘The Outsider: David Van Day’ was all he was going on about.  So now we have ‘Biff Baff Boff’ and a book to look forward to… Great.

December 4, 2008 Posted by | I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, TV | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Wet Blanket’s Out

Brian Paddick has become the sixth celebrity to exit the jungle and I am so glad.  Although I didn’t watch last nights episode as it clashed with Britney, in the last few shows I have been finding Brian so irritating.

Wet Blanket

Wet Blanket

I think now I have to focus all my energy into getting David Van Day out.

December 2, 2008 Posted by | I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, TV | , , , , | Leave a comment

Esther too

Esther Rantzen has become the fifth celebrity out of the Jungle.  I didn’t really see that coming but it may have had something to do with her whacking out yesterday with the fire, which was hilarious. 

She's Out
She’s Out

So the dullards are slowly leaving the jungle, please let it be Brian, I can’t stand him.

November 30, 2008 Posted by | Entertainment, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, TV | , , , , | Leave a comment

Timmy Mallett Is Out

Timmy Mallett has lost the head to head bush tucker trial against Brian Paddick and become the fourth celebrity to leave the jungle.  Brian won the challenge 3-1 and headed back to camp a smug winner but did show his wimpish side complaining to Ant and Dec that Timmy pinched him during the final challenge. 

The challenge was awkward to watch and you could feel the tension that neither celebrity liked each other, luckily we had Ant and Dec to keep the calm.

Timmy's Out
Timmy

Now David Van Day has lost his ally how will he fare in the jungle with the rest of the group turning against him?

November 30, 2008 Posted by | Entertainment, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, TV | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Brian or Timmy

Brian Paddick and Timmy Mallet received the lowest number of votes in today’s show.  The twist, however, is that both celebrity’s will take part in a head to head bush tucker trial called ‘Last Chance Saloon’.  The winner of this trial will win immunity from the next eviction, the loser will leave the jungle and become the forth celebrity to do so.

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Which one goes we’ll find out tomorrow.

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Entertainment, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, TV | , , , , | Leave a comment

Stop Being A Wuss

I love it, Martina has finally told Brian ‘Wet Blanket’ Paddick to stop being a wuss.  This man was the highest ranking gay police officer in Britain yet he has absolutely no balls at all.  I truly can’t stand the man.  Yes David Van Day annoys me and Timmy needs to grow up, but what I hate most is people who have no opinion and who are wishy washy.  Brian Paddick needs to go.

Said what's on all our minds

Said what

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Entertainment, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, TV | , , , | Leave a comment

Who Let The WAG Out

Carly Zucker has become the third celebrity to be voted out of the jungle, the second of the IT girls in the Jungle this now only leaves Nicola; Dani was voted out yesterday.  Personal Trainer and WAG Carly has been one of the dullest contestants in the jungle this year with absolutely no personality to give whatsoever.

She's Out!
She’s out

 Carly has constantly complained about missing her fiance Joe Cole, missing home and disliking the bugs.  Lets not forget that Carly chose to be in the jungle and probably did this to increase her fame and has only been in the jungle less that two weeks, the rest of her time in Oz has been spent at the 6 star Versace Hotel.  Really, not much to complain about is it.

David Van Day who celebrated his birthday yesterday found Nicola’s behaviour rude as she did not join in with any of the merriment.  There is going to be a huge blowout so please keep them both in so we have time to see the fireworks… Please

November 28, 2008 Posted by | Entertainment, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, TV | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment